Welcome to God’s Cock eARTh
God is often referred to as a "He". If God is a "He" then "He" must have a Cock. Therefore, it must get Hard. An impressive phallus it must be in all its glorious engorgement.
The Legend of God's Cock:
Cum to find out, The Big Bang Theory was in fact the penetration of the first Black Hole by God's Cock.